My eye defense

First let me say yes I have had lasik surgery on my eyes and I did wear eye shields to protect my eyes but what was not realized was that the shields were clear plastic so they were purely for protection from the herd of animals that sleep in the king size bed with me! Just the other night the cats, Harry and Dobby, attacked my foot! You might ask why? I can only conjecture that stretching might have signaled some type of a threat or attack that triggered shredding my foot!
Now the noose thing for my arms!! Yes I did use a noose system that did not allow me to sleep with my arms over my head! These were made by one of the vascular surgeons I work with because after not sleeping for several weeks because of left shoulder pain from inflation caused by sleeping with my arms over my head(could be related to protecting my head from unwarranted animal attacks) I was difficult to work with. He designed them out of his need for survival from the sleepless me and it worked! I only used them for a few months until I trained myself to sleep with my arms down and the inflation went away and I didn't have to take any drugs!
As you age these little tricks might come in handy and you can contact me for more information!
Also after 43 years of wearing glasses or contacts I need neither so go LASIK eye surgery and those cute plastic eye shields!!