Whip Cream in my Eye

Well Hello! Let me introduce myself I am Anna F. Thornley's mom and I feel it is about time I defend myself or should I say explain some of the things you have read about me in the previously mentioned persons blog!
The most recent being the whip cream in my eye! Yes! I did shoot whip cream into my eye from Anna's $100 whip creamer but please let me explain! I have traveled almost 3000 miles to visit my only daughter and her new husband(Doug) only to find that when I want whip cream on my ice cream the age of the cream in days is more then twice my age! Yes that old! So instead of putting it back in the refrigerator like most would I took it upon myself to clean the fermented cream! After releasing the pressure the cream did make it's way into my right eye! And yes when I was trying to get it out of my eye it appeared that some of my eye lashes were missing and at my age that is an tragedy! Then there is the statement that " I have whip cream in my eye but I still can hear" was in response to the string of questions asked about a movie that we were watching and would only be asked by the hearing impaired!
I will continue to defend the occasional crazy things I do so keep checking!